If I could fight any celebrity, I would have to throw some fists at the imfamous MILEY FREAKING CYRUS. First, I would have to knock out those pearly white fake vinears that are placed so perfectly in her mouth. Next, there would need to be a lip singing battle and seeing as Miley is crap at lip singing, I would obviously conquer and rule her world. Lastly, because her dear fans would be so disapointed that Miley was a fraud, my prize for rocking her in our little battle would be to shove her (handcuffed) into the huge crowd of disappointed, screaming little girls :)
And that would be the end of Miley Cyrus.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
MY FAVOURITE POSSESION
Ohhhhhh what would I do without my cell phone. This little technological device is way too important to me. I would go so far as to say that it is my lifeline. I use it morning, afternoon and night, always texting away.
Even though I love it to death, it is really keeping me back in school. I spend more time texting than listening to lessons and doing my homework. And if one day, it just happened to crap out on me, I would feel like my life was over. I would actually have to listen to lessons, and I would actually have to get some homework done because my little baby wasn't there to distract me.
On the other hand, my cell phone could one day be a total lifesaver. I always have it in my hand, always, no matter where I am. And one day when I'm walking down the street, maybe something bad will happen(knock on wood) and I will need to call 911 fast! Well, well, well there will be my lovely little cell that I can just flip open and dial.
It also keeps me occupied when I get bored, I just toss it around in my hand seeing how many times I can make it spin before I catch it. Although, this doesn't turn out so well sometimes, (I miss a lot and it crashes on the floor) it's an unconcious habit that I'm always doing. But even through I throw it around a lot, there are other times where I treat my cell with love and respect.
Ohhhh what would I do without my precious cell.
Even though I love it to death, it is really keeping me back in school. I spend more time texting than listening to lessons and doing my homework. And if one day, it just happened to crap out on me, I would feel like my life was over. I would actually have to listen to lessons, and I would actually have to get some homework done because my little baby wasn't there to distract me.
On the other hand, my cell phone could one day be a total lifesaver. I always have it in my hand, always, no matter where I am. And one day when I'm walking down the street, maybe something bad will happen(knock on wood) and I will need to call 911 fast! Well, well, well there will be my lovely little cell that I can just flip open and dial.
It also keeps me occupied when I get bored, I just toss it around in my hand seeing how many times I can make it spin before I catch it. Although, this doesn't turn out so well sometimes, (I miss a lot and it crashes on the floor) it's an unconcious habit that I'm always doing. But even through I throw it around a lot, there are other times where I treat my cell with love and respect.
Ohhhh what would I do without my precious cell.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
THE SECRET TO A LONG HEALTHY LIFE
Below is a list of things needed to live a long and healthy life.
- fruits and veggies are important to keep your body strong, eating them will keep you going all day long
- to keep your butt tight and your figure fit; exercise daily, don't just sit!
- yes the sun is wonderful, but tanning can hurt you over time. slap on lots of sunscreen so that your skin will always shine
- laughing is essential when it comes to living long, get in a good giggle once a day and you can never go wrong
- never grow up to your absolute fullest, always keep some inner child and you'll never be named the "dullest"
- last and most important of, all the rules above, you need to make sure you give and recieve tons and tons of love.
KIRSTEN PARK
KIRSTEN
Long hair, glasses, musical and bubbly,
Big sister to Alycia and Bre.
Lover of swimming, piercings and tats,
Who fears sea creatures, the dark and ew, rats.
Who needs her large family and her dear friends,
Who gives advice and many, many swimming lessons.
Who would like to see herself driving her own car,
Resident of deserted, farm-land Winona.
PARK
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
MMMMMM, THE TASTE OF LITERATURE
If given the choice to either gobble up a novel or an apple, of course I would rather choose to eat the apple. But if I, for some odd reason, ever chose to eat a novel I would have to pick out of:
1. Twilight. Ohh how I love Edward Cullen, I would devour him alone if I could, but i guess the book could go along as well.
2. Hello God, Are you There? It's Me Margaret. I would swollow this book whole if I had the chance. In fact, I would swollow every last copy made if I could. It is terrible. It brings back terrible memories of my young adolescent stage and I feel terrible for any young girl who has ever been forced to read this book.
3. A Million Little Pieces. This book just sounds like it would go down nice and easy. Not only that, but it would feel me with wisdom and a different outlook on life.
4. I'll Love You Forever. This was my most favourite book in the world when I was little. It would get read to me every night before bed. I heard it so much that I could tell you the story off by heart at this very moment.
1. Twilight. Ohh how I love Edward Cullen, I would devour him alone if I could, but i guess the book could go along as well.
2. Hello God, Are you There? It's Me Margaret. I would swollow this book whole if I had the chance. In fact, I would swollow every last copy made if I could. It is terrible. It brings back terrible memories of my young adolescent stage and I feel terrible for any young girl who has ever been forced to read this book.
3. A Million Little Pieces. This book just sounds like it would go down nice and easy. Not only that, but it would feel me with wisdom and a different outlook on life.
4. I'll Love You Forever. This was my most favourite book in the world when I was little. It would get read to me every night before bed. I heard it so much that I could tell you the story off by heart at this very moment.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
25 THINGS
This is a list of 25 things that I like to write, or write about:
- about my day (journals)
- notes to friends
- autobiographies
- jokes
- about future plans
- about books I've read
- short stories
- about swimming
- about movies
- about funny moments in my life
- about sadder moments in my life
- my name
- song lyrics
- songs
- serious topics
- about the supernatural
- about the wierdest teachers I've ever had
- about my favourite teachers that I've had
- about the craziest things I've seen
- reading an article and answering questions
- movie quotes
- about my favourite artists/bands
- about my music choice and why
- comparisons on books I found interesting
- about ROB PATTINSON
MY MOST VIVID MEMORY
My most vivid memory was when I was about eight years old. I was on vactation in Virginia Beach with my grandparents and sisters. My grandma had boughten bubblegum and gave me a piece to chew on and told me to keep it in my mouth at all times or she would take it away.
I remember very clearly that the bubblegum I popped into my mouth was a piece of original bubblicious bubblegum. Well, after my grandma gave me the very stern warning about my bubblegum, she went to sit out on the balcony with my sisters and papa. I popped the piece in my mouth and started chewing. The juicy flavour exploded in my mouth with every chew, and once it was all softened up I decided I was going to try and blow a bubble.
It turns out that I was very good at blowing bubbles so I kept at it. Every bubble I blew seemed to get bigger and bigger until one bubble was so big that it popped - and stuck to my whole face! I was so scared that my grandma was going to come back into the room, see me with this bubblegum all over my face, and give me trouble for it, so I try so hard to scrape off the bubblegum. The only problem was, the bubblegum wouldnt come off no matter how I scratched!
Just then my grandma walked into the room and I thought my life was over. But instead of yelling at me and putting me into a time out or something, she starting laughing so hard she was crying. She went to the washroom and got a warm face cloth to wipe off the bubblegum. But I had been scratching my face so hard to get the bubblegum off that I left scratches all over my face. So when she put the cloth to my face it stung so bag. It was karma I guess; I didn't get in trouble for the bubblegum incident but I punished myself by scratching up my face.
To this day, I won't even bother blowing bubbles becuase I don't want to have the same experience ever again.
I remember very clearly that the bubblegum I popped into my mouth was a piece of original bubblicious bubblegum. Well, after my grandma gave me the very stern warning about my bubblegum, she went to sit out on the balcony with my sisters and papa. I popped the piece in my mouth and started chewing. The juicy flavour exploded in my mouth with every chew, and once it was all softened up I decided I was going to try and blow a bubble.
It turns out that I was very good at blowing bubbles so I kept at it. Every bubble I blew seemed to get bigger and bigger until one bubble was so big that it popped - and stuck to my whole face! I was so scared that my grandma was going to come back into the room, see me with this bubblegum all over my face, and give me trouble for it, so I try so hard to scrape off the bubblegum. The only problem was, the bubblegum wouldnt come off no matter how I scratched!
Just then my grandma walked into the room and I thought my life was over. But instead of yelling at me and putting me into a time out or something, she starting laughing so hard she was crying. She went to the washroom and got a warm face cloth to wipe off the bubblegum. But I had been scratching my face so hard to get the bubblegum off that I left scratches all over my face. So when she put the cloth to my face it stung so bag. It was karma I guess; I didn't get in trouble for the bubblegum incident but I punished myself by scratching up my face.
To this day, I won't even bother blowing bubbles becuase I don't want to have the same experience ever again.
Monday, February 2, 2009
A WALK IN THE PARK
My name is Kirsten Lea Park and I'm now officially an adult as of January 11 !
fun fact? I was also born at 11:11pm! :)
I'm a grade 12 student at Orchard Park and plan on going to university.
I was a dancer for 15 and a half years and just this summer decided it was time to give it up and start focusing more on my other hobby of swimming. I'm now a lifeguard and swimming instructor at Brewster Pool. I'm hoping that being a swimming teacher will prepare me for my actual career goal in life..
Ever since I was a tiny tot, I wanted to be a teacher. I even had my own classroom in our basemen, equipped with chalkboard, little desks and all. I would even make worksheets that I would force my two younger sisters to do so that I would have somethin to mark. Hopefully, one day, I'll get to that in an actual classroom with actual students. To be specific; in an english or gym setting.
To get to that classroom I plan on working my butt off to get into McMaster and major in Kinesiology and minor in English. From there, I`ll go to teacher's college, and after that hopefully be in a highschool teaching students what I know.
Who knows, maybe I'll even end up back at Orchard Park, just this time, playing a different role.
Another Fun Fact? Me and Rob Pattinson are totally gonna get married one day <3
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